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Cartoon: Real Priorities

Abigail Roundtree, Cartoonist

November 4, 2015

Filed under Life

Abigail Roundtree She knows how to manage her time....

Satire: Creature goes on killing spree near Bear Lake

Madalyn Parrish, Staff Writer

June 2, 2015

Filed under Creative Fiction

It was a night like any other night up in Bear Creek woods where my friend and his family were camping. There had been recent sightings in those woods of people turning up torn up in shreds. My friend’s family didn’t believe the hy...

Editorial Cartoon: Paris Shooting

Monica Alder, Editorial Cartoonist

January 14, 2015

Filed under Opinion

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Satire: Deep in the Friendzone

Harmony Soto, Staff Writer

October 22, 2014

Filed under Featured, Life

Hey, girl. I just wanted to let you know that you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. God created absolute perfection when he made you. So with all that in mind, I’d like to ask you this: Will you go out...

Satire: But dad, girls have cooties … ewwwwwwww

Harmony Soto, Staff Writer

February 7, 2014

Filed under Fun and Games

Katie is so annoying! I sit next to her in class, and she likes to hum while she does her work. She especially likes to hum songs from that Disney movie about the red haired mermaid. I hate princess movies. But Katie likes...

Seniors, beware of the freshmen 15 weight gain

Sara Rostron, Staff Writer

May 31, 2013

Filed under Satire

To my dear, fellow seniors of Borah, There are many things to get ready for as college arrives. There is packing to be done, friends to see, money to earn, books to purchase, and new places to experience. You may find many...

Satire: Prayer for the Pope

Grace Gibney, Staff Writer

May 5, 2013

Filed under Opinion, Satire

Thank you for this day. Thank you for your love towards humanity. Thank you for the obesity-ridden, calorie-consuming food that fills our American bellies. We are a blessed people. Father, thank you for Pope Francis. I praise...

Doom? Judgment day could be nearing — possibly

Jacob Horton, Staff Writer

February 4, 2012

Filed under Opinion

For many years, the predictions of “The End of the World” have captured the attention of everyone. People are either scared about the end or joke about the thought of it. I’m here to tell you that it’s neither a joking...

Absent? Watch this make-up work video satire animation!

March 15, 2011

Filed under Video

Video satire animation by Zack Thomas and Korey Combs Click here to see the animated video satire on absences and making up classwork....

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